Tuesday, February 24, 2015

almost famous

I've already shouted this from the rooftops, but just in case you were in your parents' basement at the time, I wanted to let you know, I'M GOING TO BE IN A BOOK. WITH PAGES. Or, like, pixels. Whatever floats your boat. And you will be able to buy it on Amazon, which is basically my baseline for legitimacy at life. But it's cool, no big deal, I'm totally chill about it ;)

I'm really glad this worked out for me, though, because there is no way my white dimpled butt was gonna propel me to internet stardom. My buns are less glazed donuts and more... soggy cornflakes. Not exactly the stuff faux fame is made of.

See, there I am. Further. A little further. Keep going. There you go.
Save the second-best for second-to-last. I definitely read that somewhere ;)
Anyway, in case you can't tell, I'm pretty stoked. I mean, I have no f*cking clue what I'm doing. I definitely feel like a total rookie hanging out with the All Star Team, but I'll take it!
"You have no frame of reference here, Donny.
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..."
(^ Me, asking questions about Book PR) 
In all seriousness, I am honored to be featured on this roster of awesomeness:

Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Bethany Kriger Thies of Bad Parenting Moments

Kim Bongiorno of Let Me Start By Saying

Alyson Herzig of The Shitastrophy

JD Bailey of Honest Mom

Kathryn Leehane of Foxy Wine Pocket

Suzanne Fleet of Toulouse and Tonic

Nicole Leigh Shaw of Nicole Leigh Shaw, Tyop Aretist

Meredith Spidel of The Mom of the Year

Rebecca Gallagher of Frugalista Blog

Rita Templeton of Fighting off Frumpy

Darcy Perdu of So Then Stories

Christine Burke of Keeper of The Fruit Loops

Amy Flory of Funny Is Family

Robyn Welling of Hollow Tree Ventures

Sarah del Rio of est. 1975

Amanda Mushro of Questionable Choices in Parenting

Jennifer Hicks of Real Life Parenting

Courtney Fitzgerald of Our Small Moments

Lola Lolita of Sammiches and Psych Meds

Victoria Fedden of Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds

Keesha Beckford of Mom's New Stage

Stacia Ellermeier of Dried-on Milk

Ashley Allen of Big Top Family

Meredith Bland of Pile of Babies

Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness

Janel Mills of 649.133: Girls, the Care and Maintenance Of

Kim Forde of The Fordeville Diaries

Stacey Gill of One Funny Motha

Beth Caldwell of The Cult of Perfect Motherhood

Sarah Cottrell of Housewife Plus

Michelle Back of Mommy Back Talk

Tracy Sano of Tracy on the Rocks

Linda Roy of elleroy was here

Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell

Susan Lee Maccarelli of Pecked To Death By Chickens

Vicki Lesage of Life, Love, and Sarcasm in Paris

Kris Amels of Why, Mommy?

Mackenzie Cheeseman of Is there cheese in it? [< ME! Well, kind of. By the way, creating and maintaining a fake identity is kinda stressful. I am so glad I am not in witness protection or I would definitely be dead.]

Tracy DeBlois of Orange & Silver

The book is slated to come out March 27th. It'll cost some dollars, and it'll be money well spent. Promise. As my PR debut, I may try to work out a deal with Depends so that you're covered when you pee your pants laughing. Can also be used as tissues for unexpected tears. I'll keep you posted ;)

Real book.
Just in case you  missed it.
Coming March 27th.
In the meantime, if you haven't read the first one, go here.



  1. HAHAHA I'm going to buy a copy from you just to see if you send me a pair of Depends! It has been a pleasure being clueless with you throughout this process. Excited to be sharing the pages of this book with you and your hilarity! xo

    1. Likewise, my favorite has-been-hussy ;) Maybe I'll just bring a case of Depends to the readings, deliver them in person!