buy my book!

Okay, well, it's not "my" book, per se. I wrote 3 pages alongside 39 other kick ass bloggers who are seasoned professionals to my flailing amateurity. But. You should still buy it. Because you love me. And you like to laugh. And have your heart-strings plucked like Stevie Ray Vaughan's guitar. And you like to pee alone. It's a winner, pulled together by her royal high-lariousness, Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat. The prequel, I Just Want to Pee Alone, is mother f*&^@#! New York Times Best Seller, bitches!!! Help us make this one, too. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might pee your pants (I don't know about you, but it doesn't take much for me these days). But at least you can do it from the privacy of your own bathroom! Can I get an Amen?!

click HERE to buy on Amazon.
click HERE to buy on iTunes.
click HERE to buy at Barnes & Noble.
OR, if you'd like a super fancy signed copy by a practically famous author, you can buy it through PayPal, below.
BUY THE BOOK! If you liked it, write glowing reviews on Amazon and Goodreads. Receive bountiful karmic retribution in the form of complex carbohydrates and dairy products and fermented grapes. If you hated it, maybe skip the review, get your funny bone checked, and no grapes for you! ;)

Sincerely,

Mackenzie Cheeseman, actual author of things. Well. Thing. One, singular thing. Baby steps :) Because I am probably the least-well-known "author" in the book, I didn't make the cut for authors who got bios on the book page, BUT! According to Amazon, I am still semi-legit! Check out my super fancy author pages on Amazon and Goodreads, if you're so inclined ;)



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