legal mumbo jumbo

Clif's Notes: The content of this blog belongs to me, except where I note otherwise. Stealing sucks. Don't be a d*ck. If you want to share my sh*t and give me credit where credit's due, sa-weet. If not, you can go step on a Lego. Also, don't do something stupid on my say-so, and if you do, don't blame me. I would not advise taking parenting or life advice from a narcissistic blogger who answers to "Cheese." And finally, the internet is scary and people are spying on you all the time so be careful what you share. That being said, I will not contact you or send you sh*t unless you ask me to.

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Effective as of May 01, 2013

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Is There Cheese In It? operates www.istherecheeseinit.blogspot.com (the "Site"). This page informs you of Site policies regarding the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information received from users of the Site.
 
While using our Site, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you. Personally identifiable information may include, but is not limited to, your name and email address ("Personal Information").

We obtain your Personal Information when you subscribe to or follow the blog, contact the author, and post or reply to a comment. Any use of your Personal Information is used only for communicating with readers at their request, and improving the Site. By using the Site, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy. Unless otherwise defined in this Privacy Policy, terms used in this Privacy Policy have the same meanings as in our Terms and Conditions, above.

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Our Site may contain links to other sites that are not operated by us. If you click on a third party link, you will be directed to that third party's site. We strongly advise you to review the Privacy Policy of every site you visit. Is There Cheese In It? has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party sites or services.

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